Beach Club

VIP beach hut section with 2 poles... aWeSoMe!!!

I don't often write reviews, but I feel that potential patrons should know how awful the security guards are inside this facility. My boyfriend and I are from New York City and vacationing in Siesta Key. Last night we found out Wednesday night is Lady's Night, so we went to the village to check it out. Came across Beach Bar which has a $5 cover and lady's drink for free. We were having a great time dancing and my boyfriend took a sip out of my drink, not knowing that it's against the bar's policy to share lady's drinks, which I can understand and follow had we known. The herd of security guards which creepily lurk on stage and observe the dance floor noticed my boyfriend taking a sip and two of them hastily accosted my boyfriend and aggressively pushed him out of the bar telling him "let's talk outside." They yelled at us like criminals once they pushed us out (this after my boyfriend spent money on drinks). We were not rowdy or disrupting anyone in the bar. We have both worked in the service industry for many years and know this such poor form on the bar's part. Had they politely taken him aside and told him that that was their policy, we would have abided and continued to purchase from bar. Stay away from this circus act unless you want to be treated like a replaceable customer.

Looking for somewhere that has top 40, you can get your drink on?  Then go.  

Yes the men under dress to a point where you wonder if they just left the beach or expect the ladies to be attracted to the whole I'm too cool to look nice look or rolled out of bed.  Which is ironic considering how gussied up the women get.  

My complaint would be that they don't play enough hip-hop or music to get down to.  It's definitely not the place to go if you are a free-thinking artsy type who has a penchant for old school hip-hop, house, latin or anything else that actually sounds good.  

If you love to people watch like I do, then have fun counting how many bleach blondes there are or how many douchebags can fit in the giant shark hanging from the ceiling.  I think five douchebags will fit just fine in Jaws.  Lol.  Oh and ladies watch your drinks.  If you look carefully you will see sober men behaving like sharks assessing their potential prey i.e. (hopefully, not you).