Chick's Hummelstown Tavern

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  Cigars, darts, and live music. What more could you want?

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  Posted on 01.29.12 Matt B.

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  If you don't think this is the greatest bar in the entire world, please commit yourself to the mental institution immediately. Chick's Tavern is the greatest bar in the world. Let's do a comparison. Chick's Tavern has 1) good drinks, 2) cheap drinks, 3) awesome people, 4) good live music, 5) an awesome owner (we'll miss you, Chick), 6) bar games (pool & darts), 7) sports on TV. Your favorite bar (if it's not Chick's) almost definitely does not. It's probably an expensive over-hyped place full of d-bags. Your place is also probably in New York City, and Hummelstown was unanimously voted as a better bar scene than NYC (according to a survey randomly chosen from the author of this review, the mayor of Hummelstown, and people who answered "yes" to both of the totally unrelated questions "Isn't Hummelstown's bar scene awesome?" and "Don't you hate NYC's bar scene?"). Let's face it, you really go to the bar to get drunk , spend as little as possible, have a good time, and hopefully chuck your junk in somebody. We covered the first three, but what about the last? Well if you're looking to lay some pipe, Chick's may not be the best place in the area to pick up a fox, but take it from me, it's a heck of a place to catch yourself a COUGAR!!!

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  Posted on 02.27.08 Nick D.

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