Club Marakas

You should guess by the name that this is a completely Mexican bar.

i walked in last nite nd couldn't stay longer than 2 mins cuz it smelled like feet and cheap alcohol

Ok:

Security guard w/ pat downs? Suspicious. Check.
Sign on the door reminding patrons than weapons are not allowed? Check.
Outrageously expensive bud light? Check.
Rockin' Nicaraguan band? Check.
Lots of what appeared to be transvestites? But like surprisingly convincing ones? Double check.

The first two make this place a really scary dive, the third make it a nuisance, the fourth awesome, and the fifth... Well... Let's call it a wash.

Went for the novelty of trying something new, likely won't come back. But go, please, at least once... you have to experience this place!

2 stars cause ain't no place gonna charge me 5 bucks for a bud light and leave me feeling positive about the experience!