Contois Tavern

this is the most hip speakeasy bar in new haven

im really hesitating to tell you about it because its so hip and only tastemakers know about it

i heard that kanye west opened this place up in 1934 when he was a young yeezy and wanted to cater to the local crowd of ballers and moguls (like carl s)

anyway, this place only does bottle service and they only have ciroc and remy martin but damn its worth it. oh ya and they got like tasteful dancers that come around and sit on your face for a hundo

ok well that's it now that i blew up this joint's spot all u hipster dudes are gonna ruin it and carl s will have to find a new ultra lounge to frequent when he wants to unwind away from the plebiscite

#hoipolloi