went to go see a jazz show here and i think i went the wrong night
there were like five dudes playin instrumens like the uptight bass, the guitar, the wind xylophone, and the cantonese screwdriver. I was really diggin the vibe but then the drugs i took finally started working and i was instantly transported to a faraway universe where pretty ladies feed you tempting fruits and everyone is just chill and smiling at each other, much like jamaica sounds (i never been)
ok so im chillin in my tropical paradice and all of a sudden the dude who was playing the cantonese screwdiver goes solo and the music was so sad that i started crying and weeping like a small child but then lo and behold he starts getting really aggressive, smashing his hands upon the fragile instrumen and making such a racket that I couldnt help but cry aloud "no u cant do it!" the dude next to me turned his head slowly and i seen his face melt onto his jacket like his face was a pudding that was slowly dripping out of its container i seent it i did
after the show we went downstairs and had some drankles. The drinks are pretty good but the space is smallissimo and carl s noticed the upholstery is in disrepair
i know a good upholstery guy if you need one just let me know ill call him and you can get a discount
i was getting pretty tired because i just saw a jazz show that was a lot like watching pol pot massacre innocent indonesian children so i used a special cheat code that gave me xtra energy and then the party started
i ordered five drinks at once in order to keep things rolling and to let everyone know that I wasnt messin around and the bill was very reasonable. Thry have like 3 beers on tap that are always good choices
basically i don't know what this place is and what they are trying to do. It's pretty hipster and normally im ok with that but here they is trying a little too hard
I would go more often if they allowed you to take drinks to the jazz space upstairs.
SIDE NOTE: Erica Z said this place was "eclectic" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DID YOU SEE ME TAKE OUT MY DICK AND PRETEND IT WAS A DINOSAUR???? THAT WASN'T FOR YOU TO SEE GIRL MIND YOU BUSINESS