I am taking time off from my Yelp retirement to review the most amazing burger in the universe. You see, I have had my fame, my ROTD, my "elite status" and my compliments. Because of this, I understood that my light was shinning so bright that I would suppress the efforts of other eager yelpers to get to the high heavens of yelphood.
However, my voice cannot be silenced any longer. I have eaten burgers, but I had not eaten burgers until I found prime 16. Burgers in Prime 16 are grass feed, probably by monks and given plenty of sex and a personal trainer. They are then killed in a ritualistic manner, with the monks stripping themselves of their clothing and singing sweet Bob Marley songs in the process. Â Potatoes are given special care in potato retirement homes where they go to wait for their fried deaths.
All in all, this place is great, and the Cajun Burger is amazing, like a constant mouth orgasm. Enough to revive the career of an old yelp legend.
Enjoy.