Dirk's Niteclub

Nightclub? Not really sure of that. Incredible, fun and friendly dive bar with nice staff and super fun patrons? Absolutely!

When someone invited us to go here and told me it was on Broadway in Lemon Grove I was thinking OMG....no way. But, after pulling my va-jay-jay out of Mrs. Steve M's, purse, we went. We were glad we did.

Great drink prices, the band was off the hook. I love a good band. 80's and 90's stuff too which was perfect. Dancing, drinking, clean and just a fun place to have spent a few hours on a Friday night.

Don't hesitate to check this place out if you like a good fun bar.

There are few bars in the WORLD where anyone could walk in and immediately feel like the "prettiest girl at the bar". Dirk's Nightclub is one of those places. But don't let your apprehension overcome you, if you accept Dirk's- Dirk will accept you.

The place has more colorful characters than Jim Henson's funeral, and if someone doesn't buy you a shot during your stay the drinks are cheap enough to make you feel pretty.

The patrons are friendly as they wage their personal wars with the harsh realities of life and gravity, but they don't pretend to be anything other than regular people. The live music will be old time rock'n' roll, and the dance floor will be forgiving.

If this is purgatory... sign me up.

Based on the outside I expected it to be ghetto, but no, this place is just filled with people who are a little odd. After leaving, I was convinced that I was actually "normal."
The bartender and the waitresses are cool. The band playing had a random selection of 80s-00s music. It seems as if this place tries their best to keep their calendar full so the peeps can party on.

Cougars dominated the dance floor and people watching became my favorite pastime.  I watched a lady get dropped during a dip and somehow she was not even phased, I watched some random guys try to pick up these cougars on the dance floor with some pre-teen 90s dance moves. The night was extremely entertaining and just for that I am pretty sure I'll be back.