Dr Proctor's Lounge

Love the huge Jenga game. It is what is advertises, a little homey bar. Good quality bar food at the right prices.

Glendale Dive Bar.... That basically sums up this review in three words.
They are not priced like a gay bar, it may be a little grungy around the edges, but it will for sure get the job done. Check it out if you in the hood, but don't go picking no fights, because it for sure has that kind of sketch factor vibe of you loose big time!

Doc Procs is absolutely the quintessential seedy dive bar you'd imagine.  It's lurking in a strip mall with a couple restaurants and a retail shop for "dancewear," which sounds and looks like stripper-wear.  Doc Procs itself is a country-heavy shoebox of a location where the locals take their dogs into the bar, sink karaoke, and don't take kindly to outsiders...ok maybe that last bit is an exaggeration, but still.  You get feeling that absolutely everyone knows everyone else here and they stare at everyone else.  The barkeep is friendly enough, but who's tending seems to change every five minutes and their version of a tab is a poorly written slip of paper in a stack of other papers...one of which might belong to you if you're drinking--or not.  The waitress looks personally affronted if you want to order anything.  In fact, I'm not sure why they have a waitress since the distance from the front of the bar to the back is only about the size of my livingroom.  The kitchen keeps no hours--apparently "he," whoever he is, just stops/starts cooking whenever.  If you ask the owner, he honestly can't tell you when they serve or really open.  The only impressive thing about Dr Proctor's in fact, is that it's about the cheapest thing out there other than just buying a bottle of Jim at the Argonaut and swilling it in a parking lot.  If you're looking for a moronically cheap drink that's not in your livingroom, Doc Procs is it...but I'd rather pay and extra couple of bucks and go somewhere where I know they serve a decent burger and/or can get you the menu to order one.