The Factory Gentlemen's Club

WTF was I thinking!
I haven't been to a strip club since 2006 and this experience made me remember why.
A friend's bday had passed and he mentioned that he liked strip clubs so I decided to return to one after a 6 year hiatus.

First off there is a $20 parking fee which is mad ridiculous and then I walked into a $30 cover...30 minutes later my friend paid $40 to get in. After paying $50 and not seeing a naked ass yet, I was told there is a mandatory $3 coat check fee...WTF!!! I told the coat girl that they are running the biggest scam in town.

We walked inside the joint only to see more women spectating (which I'm not a fan of) than guys...not to mention the strippers were unattractive...the waitresses were more scantily clad! This joint is byob so everyone was walking around with a bottle of something in their hand...Diddy's Ciroc Vodka and Patron seemed to be the drink of choice for most.

I think its a travesty for what they charge in this joint! Again, $53 was outta my pockets before I saw any flesh and by the way, out of 45 mins of being there I only saw two nipples...

At least the door guy told me and my buddy to have a nice evening as we walked out...

Never again!!!

Disclaimer: I came here for my sister's birthday on November 5, 2011 - but I wrote this review directly after:

This star comes from sheer entertainment of the crowd and the look of the place.

I drive past this place all the time ~ always thought "I going to check them out." Well the day finally came ~ my little sis planned to have her 26th Birthday bash there.

I was told to get here fairly early cause prices go up tremendously. Note that 10pm must have been too late.

There was a $20-$30 charge for parking in their gravel, uneven, mud pit. How they determine the difference between $20 and $30? ~ only the crackhead looking guy that directs you knows that bit of info. All parking is paid ~ so we pay the $30 thinking this puts us close to the entrance...no...my feet in those 4inch heels walking on uneven ground dodging mud pits begged to differ.

We finally get to the line and I tell my feet it is okay they are safe now. But only if I knew my pockets were now in danger.

The cover for myself and my husband ~ $70!

Little Sister ~ oh how I love you ~ this would have been my que to get out of this place... but I told my pockets they were safe.. I'm not going to put them through that torment again. I told them they were going to be okay ~ no money on drinks ~ cause the Factory is a BYOB. My pockets were wounded and not so easily to forgive.

We we finally walked in $100 dollars lighter our breath was taken away... yes the place is cute ~ but the air quality is awful!

Now I love me a good strip joint ~ and my husband is somewhat of a connoisseur... but this place is the bottom of the line when it comes to tittie bars. I feel a little sorry for the girls cause they are not making any money ~ besides the exorbitant fees to enter:
~ the girls on stage are not doing anything spectacular
~ no full nudity
~ some of them were quite thin
~ and some of them were quite fat

~ the girls walking around had on as much clothes as the chicks on stage...my hubby thought this was a plus ~ because usually a great tipper at the club ~ he vowed he would not pay a dollar more in this establishment.

That last statement is easier said then done when BYOB is only and just that ~a bottle and nothing else ~ not even the bag it came in~ so... :
- cups (little clear plastic ones) $1
- ice buckets (like the little hotel size) $5
- juice (1/2 liter) $5
- water (just regular size) $3

We needed only 3 things someplace to keep our tequila and beer cool ~ and cups ~ $7.

The DJ was cool ~ there was no real dance floor ~ so folks kept walking in circles.

There was a smoking area which they had roped off so it was quite small with a lot of people ~ I wonder if some weaves went up in flames out there?

The thing about this type of BYOB ~ you don't drink it you must leave it. By the later hours, this fact made for some dark entertainment:
~ people puking were they stand
~ people passed out in corners
~ people being carried out by security.
I wondered where they were taking the victims of alcohol poisoning...
I found out:
They dumped the males out behind the place - just laid them outside...still don't know what happened to the multiple chicks

All this to say what I can sum up in one word:
Overrated

Im still trying to figure out what the HELL you people are thinking. Are we talking about the same place?  First things first, what club is free but theres a mandatory $10 parking fee and mandatory 2 drink JUICE minimum and charges money for a petty ass bucket of ice?? Ok...I guess thats no biggie....anywho I went in on a monday night expecting beautiful bitches everywhere and a nice sexy enviroment. Instead I walk into a Block party at the Players club, I see a mother of 6, recovering alcohlics, and sticks on stilts. I felt like I was in a Lil Jon video. For a huge club like this which is very nice and sexually decorated I expected magic. And DEFINATELY a better selection of ladies. I cant lie though, I saw a few diamonds in the rough and some Big asses. But besides the BYOB rule and 5 out of 100 bad bitches....eh I think I'll pass