Fuego

For some reason, my straight female friend wanted to celebrate her birthday at Fuego.  was asked to be her DD for the night and I obliged. Fuego is a strip club.  And in my mind, this is exactly how I picture a strip club running.  My visit was both disturbing and entertaining.  For starters, my friend was let in the club with two knives in her purse and a digital camera.  (Another story for another day).  Therefore, there is no enforced security.

The venue is BYOB but you cannot bring the glass bottle in, because (get this) it is considered a weapon!! Ha!  If you do not have a plastic container for your alcohol, they will sell you the red cups for $1 each.  

Admission is $22.  I asked what was so special about that extra two dollars, and she stated it was the food and alcohol tax. However, if you leave the club and return, you are charged an extra $2.  2 is the lucky number at this spot.

The nude dancers on stage performed in twos.  I noticed that the dancers were divided by race.  I am sure this was to appeal to everyone in the crowd.  While the dancers were all entertaining, there was one girl that made me want to be a better woman.  Seriously.  She put on a show! She climbed the pole, as if she was a monkey and then slid down into a split.  Yes,  I am sure this might sound basic to some, but she also stopped mid pole and stretched out horizontally and performed tricks.  I was impressed.  She actually was the only one worth watching.  And for the cover I paid, I wanted a show!! Not just seeing naked women.

And when I say naked, I mean naked.  This is not the place for anyone that is even mildly considered a prude.

Without getting into too much details, Make sure you let the DJ know that you there for a special occasion and I promise your night will be as entertaining as mine...if not more.

TUESDAY'S!!!! Awesome shows and the chicks are much more willing to come around and dance for you since there are fewer guys with money. Gotta love it!!

Talent is most def getting better; all different nationalities. The inside is fairly clean and nothing in the way of view of girls.
$20 to get inside (OK)
No cellphones allowed (SUCKS) for customers
$10 lapdances (GOOD) songs are usually long
Overall a good experience!