Gb Fields Old Timers Saloon

I live a stone's throw from this place.  Here is what you can expect:

Nascar clothing.
Mullets.
Cowboy shirt (or is that a bowling uniform?) tucked into jeans with a big belt buckle.
Median number of teeth per customer: 12.
Cheap beer.
Smoking.
Karaoke.

If you are half-asian and want to sing karaoke, you have to make a decision:

1) pander to the clientele and try to sing some super twangy country
2) sing "I'll Make Love to You" as a duet with your male roommate

Just go with the latter.

Also, the place is actually called "Old Tymers."  However, singing "Get Your Roll On" by the Big Tymers scores you utterly zero streed-cred.