Jersey Girls

Not sure what to say about here but

Popped a Molly now I'm sweating

Come here to Ball out, Make it Rain...******insert really cool Rap lines Here*****

Cover to get in YIKES  20.00 to 50.00 depending on the night

and there Girls are not even official its NOT worth it ...GO TO ATLANTA...now that's were its at these girls are A JOKE

ohh BTW its "DOLLAR PARADE" if you don't know what that is then i don't know why you are even reading this review

Let's get 1 thing clear, I'm a 100% straight female. I don't frequent strip clubs regularly but I'm also always down to go with a group or a guy. I'm not turned on by strippers but its entertainment. I can appreciate a girl making an honest living and showing her sexy strength on a pole. Working a pole is hard! I was a little hesitant to write a review for this...joint. But I'll keep this short: AVOID THIS CLUB!

Why you ask? Where do I start:

- Went on a Friday night: $10 to self-park plus there was a $20 cover per person, for ladies as well. And that didn't include a drink, that was just to get in the ghetto door.

- Drinks at the bar: In lieu of top shelf alcohol and soda dispensers, it was bottles of the cheap liquor, multiple 2 liter bottles of soda (yes folks, 2 liter plastic bottles!), and boxed wine.

- There is no stripping whatsoever. Whether these girls were from Jersey, ALT, or Timbuktu, there were keeping it on. No topless, no nude. And no one worked the only 2 poles on the stage. There was just jiggle. Lots of jiggle.

- Hookah. Ummmm, WTF is hookah doing in the strip club and in a hoody strip club at that? I was just super thrown off by that one.

- Don't expect a lap dance because there was no place to sit, thus no lap! Fellas: expect a $2 ho to back it up on you, grab your crotch, then look at you crazy if you don't want to tip her!

- About a block up and around the corner lies the garbage dumb truck station. Can you smell it!

I wouldn't classify this joint or the strippers as classy, or even hood-rich. Just plain 'ole ghetto-fab. If that's your thing, then hey go ahead and have a whirl at Jersey Girls. As for me, this will not be on my list of places to visit on my next trip to NY/NJ.