Johnny Malloy's

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  Great place to watch a sporting event.  Kinda lame place to just hang out though.  Usually pretty doushy folk hang out there...

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  Posted on 12.23.12 Delitronix X.

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  Being a Bears fan in a city where we're far and few, finding places to watch my team is tricky. Malloy's has the Ticket and it's my only reason to go there. The pizza is ok but everything is so freaking expensive for what it is (the $4 giant domestic beers during Browns games are alright). $8.99 for 10 wings, almost $10 for a small pizza (and over $1 for each topping), etc. Not impressed.

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  Posted on 11.25.12 Penny S.

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  Food was mostly greasy and gross. There were, I kid you not, little black flakes/specks of mold floating in the waters we received. Eww.

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  Posted on 07.15.12 D B.

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  I stopped in the other day with a friend as they were advertising $0.25 wings, and these weren't mini-wings being offered.
  
  They have a decent amount of beers to choose from, and there's not a sight line in the place with a TV screen to view the game.

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  Posted on 07.09.12 Dan S.

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  We went here to watch the opening browns game because they have a patio.  There was one waitress working the outside patio, which would be fine if she was even partially competent. Screwed up drink orders, screwed up orders, screwed up checks.  Our food was brought out and we were never brought silverware, napkins, or ketchup.  We went and got our own because our waitress never came back.  We were at the bar for close to 2 and a half hours and I think she came to the table 3 times.  On top of the horrible service it was one of the most over done burgers I've had.  Food was awful and the service was awful, I won't be back.

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  Posted on 09.11.11 Jody G.

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  Noooo!!!!!  Not again!  
  
  Please God...open up another pizza shop near my boyfriends apartment that stays open after 10pm.  I mean, I can start volunteering at soup kitchens or something?  Another late night pizza place...that's all I ask!  
  
  I hate Geppeto's.  They give stuff away for free all the time...you know why?  Because that's what it's worth.  Nothing dollars.  
  
  The pizza is flavorless although, wait...no...it has flavor.  The flavor of disappointment.  The flavor that you're wasting your life away watching another bad Netflix and you're having to call for pizza delivery because there is nothing in the fridge, every kitchen is closed at 10pm, and you didn't eat dinner yet.  Got that?  Gepetto's tastes like FAIL.  
  
  I can't tell you how many times I've had Gepetto's pizza.  Every time I yell out "Nooo...not again!" so the neighbors downstairs hear me.  Every single darned time, it comes, piping hot.  This strange circular piece of dry sour-dough with bland red "sauce" and some pepperoni on, canned mushrooms and olives.  I could make a better pizza with a piece of paper and some coloring markers.  
  
  So last night we went to Johnny Malloys only because were weren't watching the time, 10pm rolled by and every kitchen is closed except Johnny Malloy's/Gepetto's.  So we go to Johnny Malloys.  The bar area feels like a sauna, complete with old man B.O.  So we sit on the side by the open windows.  Sit and sit and sit.  A Waitress comes by.  We sit and sit.  Fifteen minutes go by and we walk out the door.  So you'd think I'd be in the clear, huh?  No.  Everyone else closed.  So when I was out walking the dog, what's my boyfriend do?  Turn the knife in my heart and order Gepettos!  Noooo!!!
  
  Gepetto's is gross...but I ate it because I was hungry.

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  Posted on 06.23.11 Cami T.

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  Free apps are put out weekdays during happy hour. Free pizza. For real, foks. It is definitely a step or two above neighboring McCarthy's, but it is still a Hambone and Hooknasty Haven. I usually end up sneaking out the door after telling some creeper that I was going to restroom. Then I run over to the Drink where I find my friends who probably were doing the same thing.
  
  It is pretty cool for what it is, a pick-up bar for young white, mid-twenties west side kids.

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  Posted on 08.25.09 Amy T.

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  P DUB is so right.......the worst place to go if you ain't a meathead.  are all the malloy's like that??

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  Posted on 04.14.09 VegetableLasagna c.

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  Another punch palace. I have seen so many damn drunken fights at this generic sports bar. It is part of the evil triangle of bars on Detroit (McCarthy's, Malloys, Riviera). The place is not terrible it is just that the people who go here on the weekends are. At around midnight there is a shift of the McCarthy's and Malloys crowds. In a drunken haze, people finally realize that where they are is not that great. They graze across the street only to find that the bar is almost identical to the last. It is mostly a young crowd with new college graduates, scallywags and tough guys. It is a good place to go during the week. The happy hour is generous, free pizza with beer purchase.

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  Posted on 04.01.09 P W.

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  Great place to watch the game and have a few beers. Nice size bar with lots of seating options. Looks like a fun place to come with a group of pals. The bartenders were friendly and attentive - reasonable prices too.
  
  Pizza looked good, but I never came here hungry.

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  Posted on 05.20.08 Michael C.

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  a blast from the past - wings and beer. sunday nights.  
  
  and their mashed potatoes pizza.  sounds gross?
  
  you have to try it.

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  Posted on 02.23.08 Kimberly K.

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  The awesome burger and pizza specials served up by Johnny Malloy's Lakewood owner Tim O'Malley and crew are both affordable and outstanding! A place where people will know your name if you are a regular, very nice and old fashioned in that type of way.
  
  Reason for 4 stars instead of 5 stars is occasional kitchen inconsistency.
  
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  Posted on 11.26.06 David D.

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