Kmart Little Caesars Pizza Station

it's way too scary in there. and i'll be living like, an inch away from it when i move in a month. but i won't go. i'd rather drive up to the one in logan square, where they give you free balloons.

You salty salty sour faced hair net wearing woman.  I had no idea that you no longer sold whole pizzas after 7pm.  That banner above your head clearly said, "What is HOT-N-READY®? A large 14" pepperoni or just cheese pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! No need to call ahead! No need to wait! No limit!  Any time."  
Perhaps I misread the banner..perhaps I misunderstood your hours of operation.    Perhaps I frowned when I was told that I could only choose from the hideous slices of oily pizza sitting under a hot lamp that glistened and looked pimply and burnt.  And yes, I can read between the lines.  You already counted your drawer down an hour before closing, which is why you demanded exact change.  I know the game.  You wanted to go home, whip off that hair net, and shake your hair out and Par-tay!
Thanks.

Two words:  Crazy Bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!