Lance's Turtle Club

This place is a big NOPE! Here is the breakdown of why my ten minutes in Lance's Turtle Bar will be my only time ever spent near that stinkhole.

- Filthy looking panties/bras stapled to the ceiling/walls from when the place opened - can't we at least upgrade from the granny panties of yesteryear?
- Creepy ass regulars who stare blatantly at any relatively young female
- Creepy ass regulars' wives who turn around to insult aforementioned females, who were only waiting for their turn to order
- Getting charged more than the regular who placed the same exact order at the same exact time

low-class rowdy crowd, many of whom smoke inside, leaving your clothes stinking of cheap tobacco.

Wed. Night is STEAK Night!!!!!