Main Moon Chinese Restaurant

I would always avoid this place...like 5-6 years ago...when I first ate Chinese food in Linden, NJ. It was from here...and I just remember all of us at CVS ordering it and then boycotting it.

It's on the way home now that I take the train to work instead of drive, and I'll swing by when I need soup or broccoli.

Service is cool...$10 minimum on cards...if you don't live near Linden Garden or Ho Lee Wok, but you live in this town, go with Main Moon if it's within walking distance.

I'll order when I get off the train, walk 5 blocks, and my order is always ready.

But like I said, I order broccoli.

This may be vastly opinionated, but we have all eaten at a handful of Chinese restaurants in our time. I know I've been to 25, at the very least. There are some I would never mention and only two that I call my favorite. This is my second favorite for a few reasons. #1. It's close to my job. #2. They definitely use real pigeon and cat (this is the part where you laugh because you know what I really mean). #3. The portion fits the meal time, lunch is enough for lunch and the dinner portion should curb you until morning. Unless you eat like a fat kid that was starved for a week you little lard ass,...try to relax, the food isn't running away! #4. They repeat the order back to you and tell you the price. Hey, sometimes  you are missing something and that shit just ain't cool. #5. It tastes good.
Just a friendly hint, if you are ordering for lunch and lets say you break for lunch at 12, then order at 11:00. You'll have to deal with getting it early, but that's way better then getting it at 12:15 if you call at 11:30. Everyone and their grandmother are ordering then too, so use your hollow head and grow a brain.  Lastly, why not 5 stars? Not my number 1 placeR, and how can I give 5 stars to a fast food restaurant and 5 stars to a place like Fig & Olive... That's just ludicrous.

This may be vastly opinionated, but we have all eaten at a handful of Chinese restaurants in our time. I know I've been to at the very least 25. There are some I would never mention and only two that I call my favorite. This is my second favorite for a few reasons. #1. It's close to my job. #2. They definitely use real pigeon and cat (this is the part where you laugh because you know what I really mean). #3. The portion fits the meal time, lunch is enough for lunch and the dinner portion should curb you until morning. Unless you eat like a fat kid that was starved for a week you little lard ass,...relax the food isn't running away! #4. They repeat the order back to you and tell you the price. Hey, sometimes  you are missing something and that shit just ain't cool. #5. It tastes good.
Just a friendly hint, if you are ordering for lunch and lets say you break for lunch at 12, then order at 11:00. You'll have to deal with getting it early, but that's way better then getting it at 12:15 if you call at 11:30. Everyone and their grandmother are ordering then too, so use your hollow head and grow a brain.  Lastly, why not 5 stars? Not my number 1 place, and how can I give 5 stars to a fast food restaurant and 5 stars to a place like Fig & Olive... That's just ludicrous.