McDonald's

Typical Mc Donalds. Its clean inside. The Employees are friendly. The Food comes out fast. Nice Sized Play Area. But they Charge for Sweet and Sour Sauce.

They never get your order right. You order something without ketchup, they smother it in ketchup. The slip even says without. They do that with everything. My sister orders something without onions, they smother it. They like to play games with your food here, go elsewhere.

When you have a hankerin' for McDonald's (or Mickey-D's as the airheads from high school, circa 1988, would call it), this is the one to go to.

The 4-stars is for service, this review isn't about the food. (If have no idea what the food is like at a McDonald's, let me be the first person to congratulate you on your release from prison [or hippie enclave/commune] after 50+ years!)

(Or maybe you've never been to a McDonald's because you are from the Victorian-era and have built a time machine. Welcome!)

Now, after my opening monologue, here's my review:

Quick, friendly service.

The kind where the cashier will chase after you on foot if you leave the drive-thru and forget your change.

The kind where they give a sincere apology if the wait is average (since they usually have everything ready PDQ).

Weird... They do know this is a McDonald's, right? My first visit here had me experiencing flashbacks to the McDonald's I used to go to when I lived in Japan - friendly greeting when i came through the door, very little wait, fabulous service...

Now, if you are the last person on the planet who has never been to or heard about McDonald's, I recommend getting a Happy Meal - it's just about the right portion size and it gives you just the right amount of taste where you think it's good (too much and then the self-loathing kicks in).