McDonald's

I rarely ever eat at McDonalds, but I've stopped by here in a pinch.  It's not that bad, but then again, it's McDonald's so it's not that great either.  However, due to the convenience, I supposed I'd eat there again if in a pinch.

McDonald's sucks. Burgers are really flatish and pretty much everything on the menu tastes like it's made of sugary soft plastic. There's a "kitchen" in the back, but don't be fooled because the staff doesn't really cook anything there.  

McDonald's chains are pretty much giant microwaves that you can walk into. You basically pay for leftovers that have been heated up after being made weeks ago in some factory hundreds of miles away.

Strangely, once in awhile I'll get a craving for the french fries (hence the 2 stars), but besides that, you should look into eating food that a human body can actually digest - like carrots.

Also, they sell Coke here which is really bad for you. Drink Pepsi instead.

Meh is just about right. For all that this outpost is conveniently located across the street from my work and seems fairly well staffed, there always seems to be something slightly off here. To wit: I came in today with my appetite whetted for my annual Shamrock Shake (seeing as how there is only one more day left, as of this writing). Surprise, surprise, the machine was down. When I asked the toothless (?!) cashier how much longer it would be before it is back up and running again, she gave me an ETA of one hour. Since the clock is ticking, I will most likely try another location tomorrow, as it seems the problems with the shake machine at this location are systematic, at least to hear my colleagues tell it (up until now, I thought they were just fussing). With all the aggravation, I will be ready for any shake I order to be spiked.