Michael's Cafe

I have no idea how many stars to give this place. We went here, for some ungodly reason, for a friend's bachelor party. As my friend (the one getting married) said repeatedly throughout the night, "This place is the Twilight Zone." Probably the best description of it I've heard (though "Wrinkle Ranch" which someone posted earlier is pretty accurate too). It's like if you took all the decor from a Holiday Inn lobby and put it in a large dance club, then blasted bad music, then recruited from nearby retirement homes. There are people wearing things that any sane person would NEVER wear, such as tight pink unitards, cheetah pants, and polyester shirts. It's like that terrible meat market bar at your college travelled 35 years through time. I still can't get over it. I'm going to go back and bring my wife, just so she can see what I was talking about. I don't think a description does it justice. You have to live Michael's Cafe.

Creepy. Sleazy. 'Nuff said.

I've never been here for food so I can't comment on that. This is a very different kind of Saturday night club.  The crowd is very diverse (age and ethnicity) but tips towards an older crowd (40s, 50s). 20 somethings are far and few between.  The music (mostly top 40)  and people watching are great. The dance floor is huge and there are several bars. Ladies, you will never dance alone.  You may not find the dance partner of your dreams, but you'll have a dance partner. The cover charge is a nominal $5 and the line to get in leads right to the coat check which makes things easy.