Oasis Cafe

A few of us were visiting Miami from New York and decided we needed our hookah fix so we decided to go to Oasis. It looked nice when we walked in, but the minute we were greeted by our waitress, everything went downhill. First she asks if we've ever been there before...I said no. She looked at me as if I had ten heads. Then she goes "have you ever even done hookah?" Bitch, I'm lebanese, I'm the hookah queen, who the hell are you kidding? I said, yes, we've done hookah we just haven't been to oasis because we're from New York. Then she walks away. Two seconds later another waitress comes up to us asking us what we want to drink. My sister decides she wants a VIRGIN strawberry daquiri, and the waitress says she can't do it. Then my sister says ok so let me have an iced coffee. This waitress literally stares at us as if we don't know what we're talking about and says uhhh we don't have iced coffee. WHAT CAFE DOESN'T HAVE ICED COFFEE!? Holy crap. Then my sister goes, ok what drinks do you have that are non alcoholic...the waitress says soda and water. Meanwhile I had seen the table across from us had a pitcher of water , so I said Ok, we'll have water...a pitcher would be great. She looks at me and says,"um, a pitcher? We don't have pitchers." I pointed to the other table and said, well then why do they have a pitcher? She couldn't even give me a straight answer and just said "I can find you a pitcher". Before she can walk away I had already had enough and we all got up and walked out. The worst service imaginable. The worst attitudes I've even gotten from waitresses. They deserve to be closed down. We walked to Acropolis the Greek Restaurant, had the best service, a great atmosphere and amazing hookah.

I used to go to this place all the time back in 2008.

I stopped, the owners sold it and the hookah is terrible. It only hit for the first 5 minutes and was harsh through rest of the time.

I dont drink, but my friends told  me they serve watered down liquor..

I've only gone for the hookah twice so far but haven't been dissatisfied the times I went. A bit understaffed as the last time I went I had to find my waitress in order to pay the bill to leave but can't say I truly had a bad experience there.