Pilfer's Sports Tavern

Just what precisely is going on here, Pilfer's.

I should not be hearing Barry Manilow in a sports bar, EVER, nor should I be seeing Coldplay videos on approximately four thousand television screens, in and amongst college b-ball.  Chris Martin doesn't belong in a sports bar.

Having said that, Pilfer's, your cosmopolitan was rock solid and your chili cheese fries made my kid happy.  The patio outside also looked interesting, for smokers and hearty Coloradans who want you to think they can't feel cold.  But I feel cold, so I really cannot opine further.

Lots of tables here, a nice looking bar, pool tables and games.  Clean.  The server was great too, very friendly, I needed those fries STAT and he accommodated me with great enthusiasm.  

I need a place in Lakewood to go while my kid learns martial arts in order to conquer the world.  While mastering her katas, well, I drink and eat like an unapologetic Roman.  She knows this about me.  It's what I require.  Will I be going back to Pilfer's, however, to sate my peculiar needs?  

Alas, probably not.  

Barry Manilow?  Srsly?

That hurts me on the inside, HARD.