Stiletto Gentlemen's Cabaret

Quiet Tuesday night. Had never been before. Brasilian girl (Karina?) fantastic , sexy.
Lap dance was super erotic. Normally not a fan of this fake stuff, but she was awesome.  Thanks again, Ciao Bella!

While down in NJ for a corporate training we stumbled onto this little gem. They have a large well lit parking lot. The doorman was friendly and helpful despite the fact he looked like he could chew steel and spit out nails. The waitress came right over within 2 min of us sitting down and helped explain the etiquette which helped put us at ease. She brought back plenty of ones and some beverages of her own design ( quite good ). The entertainers were quite friendly and bubbly. Two ladies in particular caught my eye, one was Chinese the other was a petite Argentinian beauty! I got Private dances from both and both were extremely fun, exciting, and kind. As I left many of the staff voiced their dissapointment to see me go and told me to come see them again. I really had a great time and will definitely go back when I am back in town!

Gentleman's cabaret??  Where the fuck do you see that ?  Nasty nude treats could be a better name.  Explanation to come.

This is a genuine hole-in-the-wall.  Outside, looking at the packed parking lot, wide open area and the big building you think it might be a big place at least like a nightclub.  

NOPE.  Its fuckin' tiny.  Teeny weenie.  Its small.  And packed full of dudes.  I'm sure its usually standing room only.  Chairs are these small, close to the ground, polyester type.  Same worthless seating found in the private dance area.  We'll get to that in a few.  Hold on.
They look all the same and sit in very close proximity of the next seat.  Close, like you're sitting with family.

If your there for a dance; stand.  You'll get noticed.  And guys, dress a little.  Most people are dressed downnnnn.  I saw more than a few guys in raggedy ass shorts and flimsy t-shirts.  Quite a few women customers; women tagging along with their bf's and or girlfriends.

Btw, those of you that are city folk or not-good-in-tense-situations.. don't find your way out here.  Talking w/ the entertainment and clientele suggested that things can sometimes get pretty buck.  Look at the very-not-well-lit parking situation.  Imagine the number of fights outside.

Three small stages.  Also in very close proximity.  Alcohol is NOT served.  That's a great thing.  This prevents too much perversion and fights.  You will trip or bump against someone.  Juice bar but w/o the juice.  Your first drink is a must and its $8.  Minute selection on drinks.  For $8 they should give you a 2-Liter.  
Many of the entertainers are not pushy.  Few maybe.  But.. that could be, cuz of cheap ass clientele that roll in there for hopeful freebies.  Cover $20.  Gets you free access to their sister club, Laces, I think.  They say its more upscale, not buck, bit more proper.  And they serve alcohol.

Why nasty nude treats?  Its a nude club.  I would say a nude raunchy club.  Every woman is clad in a stiletto shoe.  Even those women whose feet don't fit into the shoe ( shoe too big) and those whose toes hang out of the shoe, as if their toes are like snow crab legs. Women touch themselves and other women.  There are your typical Vegas style to urban backwoods trailer trashy and back.  A lot of cellulite and cheese.  Hardly any spillage.  Most women were petite.  Few thick mama's.  Most were nice and engaging or just pretty bitches.  I met a lovely pierced MUCH lady named Willow.  Very sweet w/ a great personality.  All spectrum of women are found.  Plenty of fake boobs and three sporting Au naturale.  No hoe's.

On a Saturday night, looked like there could've been maybe fifty + entertainers.   No space!  I saw one of the lap dance areas.  Crazy.  Its not a room.  Its an area blocked off with dividers.  Seats are spaced maybe 6" apart.  If you went in for a dance, you would literally jump and skip over people to get in.  I'm sure people fall over each other all the time.  

No touching I said.  

Don't let the exterior make you think this is just what some people might call a "ghetto ass" joint.  Bouncers were cool and helpful with info.  Staff was very polite given the atmosphere.

You really have to pay attention when looking for this place.  First off, all that is seen from the street is a yellow sign with the name Stiletto's.  Drive the distance of a two block area of parking to find a dimly lit club.

If they built a bigger place and updated decor.  They could have a serious money maker idea which would deserve a 4 star rating.  Right now, its just too fuckin' tiny ass, like a two star tiny.  I love the Yelp tips questions at the end which helps me the writer to share info with you; "is it good for dancing" Yea.. get one. Ha.