7th Heaven

Listen. As many other reviews have noticed there a few consistencies you'll hear in the opinions: good place to go with limited funds in your possession, cheap cover, drinks are pretty standard priced if you ask me besides beer, and you will certainly forget the sun was ever outside. Keep in mind though, this is a C+ strip club. Yes, it wasn't intended to possess the glamor and glitz that "city" gentleman clubs have and it is pretty small in comparison to those clubs as well. However, the one thing I appreciate about 7th Heaven is that a good amount (certainly not all) of the girls give a shit about their jobs and don't approach you like mindless dancers that just want a dollar. Of course they want a dollar but you don't get the same level of sincerity you would from a 7th Heaven dancer as you would at a "city" club. All in all, it's a good time but don't expect to be wowed; just entertained.

Two friends and I (a guy and a girl) recently went on a strip club binge, and ended the night at 7th Heaven.  The club is set up with a large rectangular bar, where you sit around the outside and the girls dance inside.  On a thursday night, there was usually one girl dancing at a time, and maybe eight working in general.  Drinks and door were pretty cheap (way cheaper than city clubs).

Overall, it was fun.  It was a great club to sit in if you're low on money.  I even had to ask a dancer how to give the tips (because they weren't coming around demanding them), and she said "If you feel like tipping, you can either tip us if we come around or throw it on the stage while we're there."   So we started having fun pretending to be rappers (very poor, cheap rappers) and threw folded ones onto the stage.  A couple of the girls laughed when we did, and played along by trying to catch the money in their thongs.  For as semi-depressing as the place looked, the dancers actually seemed to be friendly and fun.

If you want super-hot girls (7th Heaven's were between 5-8), I'd suggest Double Visions or going into the city.  But if you want cheap strip club fun without expecting much, 7th Heaven was pretty good.  Besides I'd rather have a kinda-cute local girl smile and take $1 from me, than have to fend off money-hungry Eastern European model-looking girls in the city.

Remember Pirates of the Caribbean when the cursed pirates looked normal until moonlight him them? Its pretty much like that.

Bottom line; If you have a fetish for toothless girls, then your mecca awaits.