Listen. As many other reviews have noticed there a few consistencies you'll hear in the opinions: good place to go with limited funds in your possession, cheap cover, drinks are pretty standard priced if you ask me besides beer, and you will certainly forget the sun was ever outside. Keep in mind though, this is a C+ strip club. Yes, it wasn't intended to possess the glamor and glitz that "city" gentleman clubs have and it is pretty small in comparison to those clubs as well. However, the one thing I appreciate about 7th Heaven is that a good amount (certainly not all) of the girls give a shit about their jobs and don't approach you like mindless dancers that just want a dollar. Of course they want a dollar but you don't get the same level of sincerity you would from a 7th Heaven dancer as you would at a "city" club. All in all, it's a good time but don't expect to be wowed; just entertained.
Review Source:Two friends and I (a guy and a girl) recently went on a strip club binge, and ended the night at 7th Heaven. Â The club is set up with a large rectangular bar, where you sit around the outside and the girls dance inside. Â On a thursday night, there was usually one girl dancing at a time, and maybe eight working in general. Â Drinks and door were pretty cheap (way cheaper than city clubs).
Overall, it was fun. Â It was a great club to sit in if you're low on money. Â I even had to ask a dancer how to give the tips (because they weren't coming around demanding them), and she said "If you feel like tipping, you can either tip us if we come around or throw it on the stage while we're there." Â So we started having fun pretending to be rappers (very poor, cheap rappers) and threw folded ones onto the stage. Â A couple of the girls laughed when we did, and played along by trying to catch the money in their thongs. Â For as semi-depressing as the place looked, the dancers actually seemed to be friendly and fun.
If you want super-hot girls (7th Heaven's were between 5-8), I'd suggest Double Visions or going into the city. Â But if you want cheap strip club fun without expecting much, 7th Heaven was pretty good. Â Besides I'd rather have a kinda-cute local girl smile and take $1 from me, than have to fend off money-hungry Eastern European model-looking girls in the city.
What can one say about a local strip joint on a public site :)
For one it is the only place of it's kind for 20 miles. I have gone there once or twice a year for the last 20 years. My wife has even been there a few times with her girlfriends as well. It's not a bad place. There are some local dancers that have been there for years and then there are some new fresh faces that come in every few months. I have heard they serve standard dive bar deep fried food although I have never eaten there. I have gotten to know some of the bartenders over the years and they are a friendly bunch. As a small strip bar it serves its purpose 100% The drinks are a little more expensive than the other local dive bars but still cheaper than the upscale eateries nearby. One piece of advice is to give about this place is that is is extremely dark inside. If you are coming in from daylight don't expect to see much for five minutes. But once your eyes adjust you can see all you need to see up close and personal.
i hate to admit it, but i have been to the conshohocken ballet on more than 1 occasion. Â like i mentioned before, i dated a boy in this town, and we were limited to fun and night life. but, it is fun. my ex got a lap dance in a place off to the side that was kinda funny. the bartender was surley. i'm sure it has to do with the crowd that hangs in there. its very dark and the "ladies" def are not delilah's caliber. but have positive attitudes. the drinks are not pricey and the music is good.
Review Source:I've been thinking if I should really Yelp a strip club, but looking on the days review I saw a "patron"(worker) review a strip club and decided before a "patron"(worker) taints the system I will do my civic duty.
So here we are at 7th Heaven's Gentleman's Club.
How do you begin to talk about a strip club that that is no bigger than a living room? A club that doesn't really even have a stage, but where the dancers "entertain" behind the bar? A club....I don't really want to go that far because this is a public site.
I will say that for such a small club with 90% of the staff being townies, there is always one or two shockers that make you say, "Why the Hell are you working here, and by here not meaning you being a stripper, but why 7th Heaven?"
If you want to go to a strip club with 40 dollars and leave with change, this is the place to be.
P.S. If by the tone of this review you think that I am putting the place down, that is sooooooo far from the truth. Think what you will, I will always support home grown talent.
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