Angels  Gentlemen's Club

Intro:
Sometimes, a dude's gotta do what a dude's gotta do.  EVERY dude knows what I'm talking about, no frontin.

The skinny:
Uber-ethnic latinas shakin they a$$e$ all up in here for tips from us, "gentlemen".  Its in Elizabeth so you KNOW the talent pool is mad deep with high school dropouts and trade school honeys.  Hola seniorita, te gustas mi dinero?

Moral:
I felt durty...in a good, refreshing way.  I did an altruistic deed by supporting a local business AND donated to scantilly-clad young entertainers...that's dope, right?  Thank goodness for chicks with daddy issues...or in this case, "papi" issues.

Exit music:
"Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free" - N.E.R.D.