Lookers

What's better than taking my bro and my pops to a nudie joint for Father's Day?  Giving them a cool G to make it rain at any point in the evening, you say?  Heh.

Lookers is truly a legit spot.  No touching, just straight up looking at these "model/actress" wannabe's.  Sure, they are all constructed to be hot.  Sure the music, lighting, and smoke machine make the entertainers much more attractive than they would be on the beach.  Yeah, the drinks are mad expensive and watered down.  Whatever.

Its all about male family bonding.  

I am truly sorry, mom.

One of the best Go Go Bars in NJ, located right next to Newark Airport, this place has some of the hottest dancers around. Dinner and Go- Go bar all wrapped into one! What can be better.. Valet your car, walk through a metal detector, show your ID to D-Ball and look up at the stage, some of the best ass you will ever lay eyes on. This place has girls that will put Vida Guerra to shame, in fact she even use to work here.The music is phenomenal here as well, DJ either plays great HipHop or WMC esq house music. No Top 40 Lady GaGa/Z100 garbage will ever be played here. Drinks are strong, though reasonably priced. The old seahag bartender who use to work here is now gone and has been replaced by some hotter and younger former dancers. All are very friendly but beware they will charge you for everything and run your tab up in a heartbeat.

Upsides-The girls dancing here are all 8's and up.. I am brutally honest and will tell you not many stragglers here, in fact these chicks are far hotter than the dancers you will find just about anywhere else. Some slamming South American chicks work here, most reside closeby and for them they make more money here than a investment Banker. Personally have slayed multiple girls who have worked here. My advice, just offer to buy em a drink, no need to throw tons of money at them.

Downsides-No Lap dances, thats right, none, no contact at this place, if you want real animals than stick to delilah's den. The Feds & DEA definitely hangout here, watching everyone who is hanging out spending money, whether its Pablo the the local Newark NJ drug pusher to the mobster types from North Jersey & staten Island, this is the felon gogo bar of choice. Usually the parking lot of this place has more luxury cars than that of most country clubs.

Be prepared to spend a minimum of a 100 bucks if not 200, most girls here are beggers and will stand in front of you till they get a dollar at which point they quickly be off to the next sucker. Two guys got merked in this parking lot so be careful, this place is lawless, next thing you know the guy from Cobra will show up with his dirty pig cop female side kick. Unless your the nightslasher himself be cool.

The food from the diner next door can be ordered at the bar, definitely recommend just about everything on the menu. Though the diner may look crappy it serves tasty entrees. Too many stories to list about this place.

Some highlights, almost banged a chick on the side of a dumpster in the parking lot, got a cappucino here one afternoon that burned my mouth more than Jackson's scalp, saw Jason Giambi hiding in the corner of this place trying to pick up some animal & overall loved seeing some of the hottest dancers on the East Coast.