Intro:
Sometimes, a dude's gotta do what a dude's gotta do. Â EVERY dude knows what I'm talking about, no frontin.
The skinny:
Uber-ethnic latinas shakin they a$$e$ all up in here for tips from us, "gentlemen". Â Its in Elizabeth so you KNOW the talent pool is mad deep with high school dropouts and trade school honeys. Â Hola seniorita, te gustas mi dinero?
Moral:
I felt durty...in a good, refreshing way. Â I did an altruistic deed by supporting a local business AND donated to scantilly-clad young entertainers...that's dope, right? Â Thank goodness for chicks with daddy issues...or in this case, "papi" issues.
Exit music:
"Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free" - N.E.R.D.