Automatic Slim's

I'm kinda confused by this place.

It had a lot of potential, but not playing the same EDM that other places were playing.  On the other hand, not that many people dancing in the small place.  On the other other hand, they played that song from the Venus shaver commercials (Bananarama - Venus).

Look for a dude trying to bring in people waiting outside Mansion.  Get in immediately and a band that gets you $5 shots!

This is the perfect place if you want to avoid cover and long lines and you want to dance and have average priced drinks. The guy:girl ratio is strongly leaning towards guys, but there are always a few cute girls who walk in. On top of that the bartenders are pretty smoking. Also, if you want to "live it up" you buy bottle service, it seems odd in a bar like this, but whatever.

Ended up here after dinner this past Saturday and although not my first time, I wanted to write my little review before I forget. Never have had a bad experience in this joint. Totally not like most South Beach places. I think if I were to describe it it would be like Purdy Lounge's less fun and attractive cousin, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

The pros - Slightly cheaper drinks and wonderful music/vibe! All sorts of people frequent this place which is nice.

The cons - Bartenders are girls dressed in their lingerie (not complaining) that have absolutely NO CLUE what bartending entails. I ordered a drink and had to wait three minutes for my bartender to look at herself in the mirror, adjust her boobs, and put on a trucker hat backwards all the while pouting at herself until she deemed it was good enough to go back to work. Are you f*cking KIDDING me?

At any rate. This place is a good time. I do recommend it as your last "joint of the night."