Happy's Stork Lounge and Liquor

This is the King of Dive Bars. Long live the King! The bathrooms are shitty. Sometimes literally. The floor is sticky. They smoke. They play pool. They get blasted in here. They get into crazy arguments that border into fights (sometimes co-ed!) then they hug and make up. There's an Irish dude who serves you the drinks who you can tell has been through an adventure or two. The drinks are cheap, the jukebox is limited. WOOHOO!!!! This place is the shiznit! Cool people and the place to dive it up. Mac's Club Who?

Happys my home away from home. Hands down the best dive bar in Miami! Cheap drinks and great regulars! (Of which i am one!)

Happys, you complete me!!!!

I love this bar, I think if it weren't so dirty and shady I wouldn't love it as much