City Lights

eh, pretty greasy joint. prices are fair I guess. the pool tables and cues need some massive attention! Girls are hot on the weekends, $14.25 for a pitcher of domestic and $16 for imported. bathrooms are always disgusting and need cleaning at least twice a day. only gave 3 stars because this place is closer and less expensive than gold diggers.

Never thought i'd be writing a review HERE, but you know once i got the chance...i must report my findings!  I'm still unclear how we ended up here...but we did & we had a really good time.  We were celebrating my honey's 30th birthday & towards the end of the night, a mid -sized group of us ended up here on a Sat night.  Our party was a mix of couples & single boys.  

The outside looks run down & maybe a little seedy, but I get my tacos from seedier store fronts, so who am i to judge?  based on the other reviews, i'm not even sure i entered the same establishment lol.  I didnt see anything even slightly comparable to acrobatic tricks like other reviews mentioned & we were there around the midnight hour so i would think that would poppin time.  The place was not full, but definitely busy. ..

so let's get down to the nitty gritty, shall we?  first off, you'll notice there are 3 places to see dancin':  the main stage, the bar stage, & the side with open seating for lap dances (which is in open view...i didnt see anywhere for private dancing).  There are a few lady patrons like me, but mostly of course, boys.  when i think of some of the scary  dudes i saw here last night (tattoos on your fat overlapping skin bald head is oh so sexy) some of these ladies deserve fat tips for not dry heaving &/or bolting out the front door. but a job is a job i suppose.  Oh, and there are tables to sit (all were taken) so i sat at the stage (lol) & that's where it's at, but they do expect you to tip but like another guy said, dont make eye contact, lol.

the talent.  oh my.  when i turned 30, i went to the crazy horse in vegas & those ladies on stage are definitely going after a classy, seductive show.  This...is the opposite, lol.  I saw feet behind heads, licking the back of kneecaps & bad wigs.  there's a degree of porny-ness there they're going for.  I didnt see anyone i thought was WOW or head turning, but I did have a favorite of the night & she was really sweet.  The ladies will talk to you, walking around & stuff (they want lap dances yo!) & they cost different.  One was $20 & then i heard another was like ridiculous, like $120.  I was kinda surprised to see the bar staff wasnt as...i sound awful saying this - but attratctive as i woulda thought.  Also, at one point, i saw some girl come in with pjs.  for real?! then one stripper was trying desperately to offer lap dances to us talked the entire night w/ ONE fake eyelash and the other eye had nothing.  It looked bizarre and i'm positive she had no idea in addition she had a bad wig & a childs tutu on.  my buddy is pretty confident she was high out of her mind on meth, & idk anything about that, but i do know that was not the look.  

It's definitely an experience here; i probably wont jump at the chance to come back...

Not a fan of City Lights! I would say 95% of the girls are Fugly! The girls think they are doing me favor by giving me a lap dance. Its the other way around. I am doing them the favor...I feel bad when they keep walking around and get told No by a lot of men. Ladies, get a clue you all aren't meant to be strippers. My review!