Club Sinrock

This place is deader than Micheal Jackson's D-I-C-K in Alaska. I know it's only Renton, but God Dam! Just don't hire anybody, to be a stripper. It's not fair to the customers. The best looking girls in the club were the bartenders. That's not cool. That is so not cool. I drove a long way, to check this place out and you only have 3 strippers working? Not one of them was cute. Come on, man.

Ok so I've never been a strip club in the seattle area.

First of all, the cover, $15 way way too expensive. I don't mind paying a cover to see nekkid ladies, but $15 in renton was a bit too steep. You get free soda though, so drink $15 worth in soda.

The girls were pretty cool at the beginning. Then they kinda brushed us off because we weren't getting lap dances. But hey, I can't fault them for that. Most of what I liked about this place was there was one super cool dance (Savannah) who talked to us and seemed to actually be kickass.

I did get a lap dance, and it was.. pretty awesome. Only $20, so that was fair (or is it).

The club itself was clean, so they got that going for them.

3 stars is fair, lower the cover and you get 4, Sinrock!

Double dating at Sinrock! What? Okay! Binh and Mai and Me and Cindy. After shooting hoops and pounding shots at Lucky Strike my friend Binh and his lady Mai took us to this seedy gentlemen's club in Renton. Cindy was excited to experience her first strip club.

Most of the nightlife in the Seattle Area closes at 2 am.  We arrive at Club Sinrock at 1am. Minus 1 star for charging admission for the girlfriends with an hour to close.  The decor looks like a modern burlesque theater.  There is only 1 stage where one performer booty pops with a 4 foot spaced railing.  Behind the railing is where the audience sits and drinks their non-alcoholic drinks.  

Plenty of girls parading in their stripper uniforms propositioning patrons for private dances. Minus 1 star for the talent available on a Saturday night.  All of the girls we're friendly especially to our table since our girls are super hot! Being a Bay Area native and having the Vegas experience I understand comparing the talent at Sinrock in lil ol Renton would not be fair.  Although the girls we're "cute" many had unattractive tattoos in unflattering areas.  Let me provide you my definition of attractive tattoos. Fairies, birds, flowers, etc. Flaming skulls and tribals on your chest or bad tramp stamp cover ups is what I would consider as unattractive tattoos.

So we decided to get "couples" lap dances.  Binh and Mai go the first round and Cindy and I go the second round. When it's our turn for our private show Cindy winds up with a petite light skinned Latin girl and I and paired with a darker skinned Latin girl.  Cindy's performer grinds on her plays with her "twins" all while holding my hand.  At the same time my performer is shoving her boobies in my face.  Two thoughts run through my mind at this exact moment.  One - This is awkward, getting a lap dance and holding my babe's hand.  Two-This girl (the stripper givin me a lap dance) has the most prominent jaw line I've seen on a girl.  Next I check the Adam's apple region. Phew!!! A-Okay! lol

I would only go again if Cindy accompanies me, otherwise ....uh no thanks.