Coogan's

Heights Tavern is weeks away from finishing.  You've had a twenty year run.  And a good one.   But your menu is still stuck in 1987.

And you couldn't substitute a green salad for fries in 2013?  The fries are growing cold on the plate as I type.

Glad you've been here for the last two decades, but prepare to get you clock cleaned.

You have EXCELLENT staff....after two decades in upper Manhattan, I can't think of staff that are as amazing as you have.  You've either a great training program or more likely a great word of mouth on good positions for friends/family.

But, as I type on your wifi, it is time you either get your act together or retire.  Did I mention how awesome your staff are?  Robert, Seb, Molly,  etc?  Staff Training & inspiration are the single thing you don't lack.  It's just that your kitchen sucks.  I mean really sucks; ordered a Pasta Primavera that went straight to the garbage a month or so ago.

Nothing more needs be said other than that you're not the only game in town anymore and that the town is welcoming the new comers.

Good Bye...this is the last time I'll eat here; you rested on your laurels for far too long.

I'll skip the drinks too.  And I'll really miss your staff until they move elsewhere....its only a matter of time.

OH FUCKIT!  I love you guys too much to see anything bad happen!  Just get it together!  C'mon! You've got more spine than you're showing!  Step up!

NFS

Service was very friendly.  Our food took quite a while to come out but our manager was very apologetic about it.  We got free coffee or dessert because of it afterwards.  Food is your usual pub food but good! Wings are flavorful too.

Craving a delicious brunch on a monday? this is your spot. the food is absolutely delish. 3$ mimosas and great ambience. Came out here for a nice girls night out and def had a good time