This place is a place. In that it exists. And some people go there.
Also, it smells like a Shop-Vac that hasn't been emptied of sawdust water in 3 years got spilled on some pressboard, and they decided to let it air dry. Unfortunately, it's dark and dank in there, so that mess bled into the government office-grade industrial carpeting, and took forever to dry. Yeah, that's the smell.
But, hey. It's cheap! Low-key! Has a pool table and dart boards! And best of all, the graffiti in the men's room is kinda funny!