El Picante Restaurante

A very, ehm, authentic, Salvadorian restaurant far away from, ehm, civilization. They have odd blue light and show tons of Salvadorian telenovellas. They speak a lot of Spanish and little English. The food is plentiful and often tasty (though beware of their cooked corn); sometimes they bring an entirely different dish than ordered (and will not understand you when you point it out unless you speak Spanish). Very cheap. Mexican beer for 4$. No starters.