Express Grill

These retards were more concerned with making sure I got fries then actually putting what I ordered in the f**king bag!!! Are you serious? Who put 3 orders of fries in one bag and totally screws up the rest of the order? No wonder this p,ace caters to a bunch of drunks in the wee hours of the night. Don't go to this place unless you are completely sober and are willing to babysit the staff and make sure you inspect the bag and get everything you ordered.

I usually get hot dogs from either here or Jims. This time I tried a polish for the first time in a while and I was disappointed. The polish sausage seemed to be the cheap, industrially produced sausage you see in the store for a $1.19 per pound. Chicago is known for the caliber of its polish sausage even in Poland. Couldn't this place make a deal with Bobaks or Genes and procure some decent sausage?

They now offer relish on the hot dogs. The menus haven't changed here is years so this is a big deal.

Plus the fries were pale and limp - they could have used a few more minutes in the frier. So now I know why this place is always less crowded than Jims.

I wish I could live somewhere in between the mountain of caramelized onions and rows of charred Polishes. Nestle my noggin on a bed of steamed hot dog buns.

24/7, 365 a year. I even went here for breakfast before a 6:30am flight outta Midway. THAT's how good it is. Drunk, sober, it matters not!

Everything comes with fries and it's dirt cheap to begin with... what more do I need to say? NOTHING.

Shane-O, OUT.