Fat Matt's Vortex

We stopped by on a Saturday evening around 11 pm.  About ten people were in there, and all of them obviously are regulars and know each other.  That is cool, as well as the decor and atmosphere.  Dark, christmas tree, fireplace thingy, lone microwave . . .  They also have some decent bottle selections.  

But no one greeted us??  Not even the bartender.  We had a beer and left.  No one said "thank you" as we sadly walked out.  I don't care to return unless one of my friends who lives in the area goes with us.  Yelp was not a big help here.  I had high hopes.

This bar is a veritable cornucopia of awesomeness. I mean, really - it was like the perfect storm of things that are great when we visited the other day.

Cute little curly haired dog (belonging to a patron) that comes over to your table for some attention? Check. Friendly bartender and regulars who are quick to strike up a conversation? Check. Shots of something amazing called Grog/Witches Brew (that must be drunk in a certain way)? Check. Cheap drinks? Check. Random pot of homemade chicken and rice that we were invited to consume? Check. Oh, and there is indeed an old crematorium in the basement.

So yeah. Fat Matt's is a dive bar, but an absolutely awesome dive bar. It was clean, everyone was friendly, and we even got a tour of the crematorium basement area, including the place where the bodies used to be stored. (I love history and the macabre/creepy/haunted, so I did indeed love this place.) Even the bathrooms were nice and tidy...so it can't be THAT much of a dive!

Another plus is that it's open on a Sunday, which can be sort of a hard thing to find in KC. They don't have food (unless you get lucky and there's chicken and rice on offer), but we ate before we came, so it was a perfect spot to watch some football and do some Sunday day drinking.

I feel like this is the kind of bar where you may enter as a stranger, but you'll leave feeling like a regular. There's just nothing about Fat Matt's that isn't cool, and while last Sunday's visit was my first, it most certainly will not be my last. I can't wait to bring more friends along for their first visit - and a shot of Grog.

My son-in-law introduced me to this little dive bar, which is within walking distance of his house.  I'm always a fan of a good dive bar, and when he mentioned that they sometimes have a live blues band, I was definitely in!  Well, as fate would have it, there was no band on the night I went in, but it was still great (except that someone kept playing ABBA's greatest hits on the jukebox).  This place is built over an old crematorium (as many other reviews have pointed out), but I didn't get a chance to see that part (although I hear they'll take you down if you ask).  The place isn't big, just a few tables but a decent sized bar.  Obviously a lot of regulars, of which my son-in-law is apparently one now.  But the best part is their mysterious "grog".  I have no idea what's in this stuff...it's their own homemade concoction of I believe about 14 different spirits, but it is DELICIOUS!  Get a shot, you won't be disappointed!    
I'll definitely be back on my next trip to town