Festa Pizza

I live around the corner and purchase food from here weekly. I'm here to show it some love because I love. It's the perfect "Cook tonight? No, fuck that shit" type of option.

Highlights:  
Cheap walk in meal specials
$6 medium pizza.
Delicious hot wings (best blue cheese dressing, ever).
An exquisite pop selection (Hawaiian Punch? You bet your ass)

Staff isn't the nicest, but they aren't waiters. Get in, pay, get your food, and leave. Or hang out, they have tables and chairs. Fuck it, life's about spontaneity, right? Live a little, don't be an entitled asshole and complain about the "sauce being thin" or "the cheese being not cheesy enough."

Motherfucker, $6 medium pizza.
Can you hear me? $6.
You pay more on laundry costs, or a shitty beer at a high priced bar, while this place is like "HEY YO, HERE'S A MEDIUM PIZZA ON THE CHEAP, WE LOVE YOU AND CARE ABOUT YOU, THANKS."  

You want fancy? Invest in fancy pizza pills or oxygen pizza bars or some shit like that. This place makes it affordable, and I can respect that. Much love, Fest Pizza, much love.

So I've been reading all these one star reviews based solely upon the quality of pizza under the heat lamp, and it's all a simple misunderstanding

People, this is Chicago and even though it's the most segregated city in America,  
it's still ILLEGAL to actually post a sign in the window that says  "White Privilege Badges Honored Here",  So next time just show your White Privilege Badge to the counter guy and maybe he will make a whole new pizza just so YOU can get a fresh slice or two. Because as you know it's all about keeping you happy as oppose to running a successful small business.

Personally this Pizza is better than Pete's Pizza which is legendary on the north side. And the prices are cheap two slices and a coke or RC, which tastes exactly the same for 4.50, which is a deal. Since I don't have the White Privilege badge, I take the slices home and put them in the oven. The quality of the pizza is such that it's basically the same as if it was right out the oven. After all it's not like it sits out there for a day.  I know actually order delivery as well and the delivery guys are cool and the pizza arrives quickly.

The folks who work here are super cool, the main guy looks like a young Macho Camacho and he brings his son and daughter in to work with him at times. Because I'm nice he often gives me an extra slice that's been there for a while. Lot's of local families bring their children in here to eat and unlike the children of the entitled Privileged Badge holders, these kids are respectful.

I'm happy to have  and support this local business.

Zero stars this place sucks ass. All they care about is the delivery business will ignore you inside all day long. The pizza sucks and so do the people that work there.