It seems many of the Five Guys locations have, not so much jumped the shark as landed right in its mouth like Robert Shaw in JAWS. Â
* The Bloomington location's fries are a mushy, greasy glob.
* The Noblesville (and Bloomington) location's burgers remain pink in the middle.
* The Indianapolis location's burgers come out with bits of who knows what that you didn't order stuck to the foil (GAG).
* The Geneva location just needs to get a new loop of music as I'm completely bloody sick of hearing Eddie Money's "Can't Go Back" and Red Rider's "Lunatic Fringe" every time I eat here.
Thank the deity of your choosing that the Schererville location remains the friendliest, tidiest, and preps the BEST burger of the lot. Â Somehow even the sodas out of the freestyle Coke machine taste better. Â Weird, but I love it all the same.