Insomnia Afterhours

It's sad that this place has become so bad. This used to be the best afterhours club in Dallas. Now there isn't even a line to get in. There were less than 100 people, and only 2-3 girls. Couple that with the rude, racist staff, and I can see why nobody goes here anymore.

I hadn't been to an after hours club in probably a decade. But we were out and having a great time and before we knew it, it was 3:30am and we weren't ready to go home. The easy answer was Insomnia. Its just about everything I expected. Crazy people doing crazy things, blow-pop's for sale in the bathroom etc etc. But the vibe sucked, the place was PACKED and the music left A LOT to be desired.

People watching was pretty good, girls dressed in nearly nothing everywhere, doing all kinds of odd things.

For the people reviewing this as a strip club you've got the wrong place. The strip club closes at 4am. This is a review for what the STRIP CLUB becomes after the Club House closes.

Ive been to my share of strip clubs. Some are fantastic, the establishments are great, the music is where it needs to be, the girls look top notch, and after a few years they'll be able to pay cash for 4 years of college and then medical school. Unfortunately, this is not one of these places.

This place was decent sized, 2 levels with the balcony over looking the bottom floor, and i really liked the concept of bringing your own booze to the club since we cant do that here in California, but thats about where the good news stops.

Theres one main stage, and 2 side stages. The main stage was big, one brass pole...fine. The 2 side stages were small but had a fun jungle gym setup for the girls to hang from their toes or legs or whatever they wanted.

The Music...too loud. I understand Pantera own the club, but Jesus Christ, my ears were ringing forever.

The girls: Well I'll be nice..or try to be nice. Most of the girls were unattractive, small chested and had teeth that resembled a cheese grater. Not too cute. There were a few (maybe 3) that looked great, but for the most part, there wasn't enough booze on the top floor for me to fork out cash to have one of these girls rub up on my junk. I'll pass. My friends and i also noticed that these girls had some weird butt obsession and constantly bent over and shoved the guys faces into their ass crack. WTF is that about??! If i wanted to smell ass, I'd fart.

So all in all, not a good place to go to. I didn't give a dime to any of these girls. Sorry girls, I guess you'll have to pay for your own tuition next semester.