Man, f this place.
Called them at midnight. The Jimmy John's I'm zoned for is closed. Called them to see if they could bring me a sandwich. This Jimmy Johns and the Jimmy Johns I'm zoned for are the same distance away from my house. In a car, this Jimmy John's is a good three minutes away.
A good business will understand how close you are and not treat you like some outsider of their stupid grid. The person on the phone sympathetically told me that I was shit out of luck. She even brought up how the other Jimmy John's was closed. Like I didn't know that.
I'm chalking it up to laziness or an unwillingness to accomodate to their customers. I'd rather call Pita Pit, who gives me a faulty address to put in so I can order online, and then they still deliver it to my house.