LaDonna's Exotic Lounge

I had only been there when it was closed considering I was the owner's daughter's best friend lol. I love the other guy's review because the dance he received from the clumsy stripper was probably Nettie aka Peaches. And the announcer would be Jon :D. Anyways, too bad it closed, Ladonna gave me a Monster.

This is my first time in an Oregon strip club and it was an eye opener!  It is full nude!  That is crazy!

La Donna's is the dive bar of strip clubs, inside there are tons of beer posters and beer banners.  The place looks like someone's house but I think its been re-zoned into a strip club, I guess.

The cover charge is $6 on Friday's and Saturday's from 6pm to close , $4 from 12pm to 6pm.  And, $4 every other day of week from 8pm to close.  Don't hold me to this because it's a little complex.

There are black lights around the stage, which makes the stripper clothes and other stuff pop out at you.  The stage is really interesting, its called the 'cage stage' because it is a floor level stage that is 10' by 10' with a pole in the center and it has chains from floor to ceiling around the perimeter that have enough slack for the dancer to pass through.

I was the only paying customer at the time so I received a lot of personal attention, which was nice in some ways but also a little scary   in others.  Just because you get to see things up close doesn't mean that you really want to.  One dancer confided in me that this is her first dance of the night and hadn't had a chance to get a shot yet and was her excuse why she was dancing poorly and stumbling in her stripper shoes.

Besides a few of the girls there the other highlight was the announcer, who was pretty funny, not really funny, but he did do a good rendition of Beavis and Butthead.  That guy really reminded me of the bit that Adam Corolla does when he talks like a strip club announcer, it made me smile a little wider.