P.F. Chang's China Bistro

If you want a loud, underlit place staffed by young girls who apologize for blinking, this is your place.  Overpriced. Not worth the effort.

You might as well take a block of salt to panda express, and interchange licking the block of salt with bites of food. I know what you're thinking: "but C.S., I go to P.F. Chang's to be the class of the suburb." No problem. Simply wear your finest velour jumpsuit on your jaunt to the mall food court (+1 class, +2 if it incorporates tribal patterns or is fuscia), use sea salt (+1 class), and make it rain in the food court (+10 class). Nothing says class like throwing wads of cash into the air.

The reason for the one star is because there is no option for "none."......I stopped by here two weeks ago after having not been in for over a year, BIG MISTAKE.  The food was awful, the service was so-so.  The salad the kitchen sent out looked like it had sat at the bottom of the refer for the past week and it was just discovered at the same time I ordered my lunch, and "somebody" decided to serve it.  My lunch order was suppose to be Gen Chang's chicken, definitely NOT what I had in the past at this place.  It tasted like it was microwaved and emptied out of a bag.  I sent the salad back and tasted the chicken, ate most of the rice and paid my bill......never to return.  It's a shame this place has fallen into the depths of restaurant mediocrity because when it first opened it was actually very good.