Dear Dear Ivan and girlfriend whose name I can not remember because I was too drunk.
This suburban mom who (thanks to you) had one of the best nights I have EVER had in the city of Chicago. Â I will have you know it took for a full 5 days to recover from the drinks, shots, late night and general buffoonery of the evening.
I do not know who the person is b is who made a negative comment below about you on Yelp. Â But, they have no sense of humor.
These are the lessons I learned while out with you:
1. Â Bar tenders named Ivan are awesome.
2. If you want a snickers bar just ask, you never know....
3. 4:00 a.m. bars are fun, but really DO close at 4 a.m.
4. The sun rises, even if you never go to sleep.
5. Drinking shots seems like a great idea but rarely is.
6. Singing karaoke in a non-karaoke bar is a complete blast.
7. The fact that Ivan knows the words doesn't mean I do.
8. Cleverness and kindness goes a LONG way.
9. I am dying to go out to the Pepper Canister again. Â Ivan and his GF need to txt me!!!