heres an idea. charge a dollar more for the dark meat...and watch the surrounding community evolve itself, reluctantly into a place of low cholesterol.
also. 8 bucks for fried chicken? just go to the damn Thai place at Chicago and Ashland. At least for 8 bucks you can get full.
BUT if you're looking for a drive through window that also sells bootleg DVD's then you must go there at once.