Quizno's

This quiznos contaminated my sandwich.. They put tuna in my sandwich which cause me  to have an allergic reaction.. Beware..

Meh.  I've experienced better... from 7-11's sub offerings...

Quiznos.  Subs.  Toasted.  Sounds good.

They have a $5.00 menu, like Subway.  I see a French Dip sub on the $5.00 menu.  I order the French Dip sub I see on the $5.00 menu.  The French Dip sub on the $5.00 menu is slathered in mayo.  

It reminded me of this job I had in college.  I was a cook at a local burger joint.  I was probably the best cook in the universe.  Well, this hefty braud (sp?) always ordered a BLT with a side of mayo in a bowl to dip her sandwich in.  She would inevitably get some mayo on her moo-moo (sp?).  

She would've liked this French Dip sub.  But not I.  I wouldn't have wanted any mayo.  The only reason I didn't specify no mayo is twofold.  1) They have a picture menu because Americans are so fucking stupid they can't read "French Dip Sub" without their frontal cortexes exploding from lack of physical description.  
2) It would never had occurred to me that mayo would have been prerequisite for a French Dip sub.  

Perhaps I should always begin my ordering at any future sub joint that I venture to with things that I don't/do want:

"Ok, I'll have the #12 with no mayo, no snarkiness, a sense of inner peace upon finishing, every fucking vegetable you have without you glaring at me, and a big fucking "Thank you, sir!  Without people like you I wouldn't have a job!""

End

Wait, the second star is for the delicious fountain soda and the pickled veg bar they have.  Oh, it could be so good.

Also, many other Quiznos are quite...average... just this one in particular really pulls on the short and curlies.

I would have given one star but they have Diet Mountain Dew.  Mmmm.

But the food is suprisingly greasy, they add butter to everything (realliy, is this necessary), and tried to add cheese to my soup-in-a-breadbowl (a faux slice under the soup) before I asked them to refrain.

I'll be going elsewhere for sandwiches, but stop back if I am thirsty.