Ram Restaurant & Brewery

Got the Hog Heaven burger with fries, but it came out with chips. It was messy but good.

Terrible food, worse than i expected.  Suitable only for children, conferencees stuck in the hellhole that is Rosemont, or people who like bland, greasy food.  If you had lunch at Arby's, you can keep the ball rolling here.

Beers are mediocre, and tend toward the sweet and bland in an apparent effort to please the masses.  I do not know where they got the medals by the hostess stand, but I bet they were not recent or otherwise related to the beers I had.

Service was pleasant but incompetent; two of the four entrees came out wrong.

But .. if you have to eat here, take the time to savor the hilarity that is the menu.  Actually, four menus.  There is the regular menu, so vast that it ensures no one item will be made well.  It is filled with confusing disclaimers, incomprehensible icons, legal warnings, badly conceived food items, and random coloring.  Next is the happy hour/drink menu, which contains an assortment of bad food and overpriced, unpalatable drinks.  Then the special burger menu, which includes a few odd appetizers (black bean hummus -- what the hell is that?) -- and desserts.  The table tent is large and obnoxious enough that it counts as an extra menu.  A marketing department gone completely insane.  Gordon Ramsey would have a heart attack immediately upon arrival.

Always check your takeout order! And even if you tell 4 different servers about a SEAFOOD allergy they will STILL fry something in the same oil as fish! (My onion ring on top of my terrible burger almost hospitalized me!)