The Vault

Where, oh where, is the no star rating when you need it??  Holy sweaty gym balls...this place is whack.  No seriously, I had to take it back to the 90's with that one.  WTF.  

I mean, seriously, what's with the 'roid tripping "bouncers" out front....just because you're standing in front of a door getting paid $20 a night doesn't make you a God, well, maybe Buddah.  Just because you can't get any ass except for the drunk bitches leaving this place at 2, don't hate the world.  Sorry your life sucks.

I refused to drink anything from this place that wasn't out of a can...so that left me the options of Monster or Rockstar.  The bar was THAT disgusting.  And what the hell is up with having to drink upstairs?  You must seperate the drunks from the wanna-be drunks who probably pre-gamed at home before they came out...but seriously.   Actually, the whole place is filthy.  The tables, the chairs, the floors....yuck!  You can literally get stuck on those floors and never be able to leave that place.  Stuck for life at The Vault...that is seriously a description of hell.  The bathrooms....don't use them.  Just take my word for it.  I mean, unless you want to catch some sort of venereal  disease....some shit that penicillin won't be able to cure.  

THEN the people there...people in pajamas, girls in gym clothes, tons of sweatpants.  Okay.  Call me spoiled, but Hawaii's nightlife is nothing like this.  People acutally take pride in their appearance.  But hey, I mean most of these chicks are out there to give some ass, so the closer you are to looking like you belong in bed, the better it must be.  

Then the music...alternative school rejects up on stage "rapping".  Are you kidding me??  I hope they are paying this place to perform there because they are nothing short of amateur.  And they are all gross.  Not to mention accompanied by their cellulite-thighed, just-had-triplets-bellied "go go dancers."  For real???  Eeewwwww.  I mean, I can appreciate a cute go-go dancer....there was nothing cute about these beasts.  Naazzzttttyyyy.  

This place is straight grime.  A whole bottle of hand sanitizer and a bath couldn't change that junk.  Gross.  Seriously. Gross.  Why have a cover???  They really need to be paying people to come here.

In response to Rachel T: As one of those "ghetto white people" I have to say that your review saddens me. I believe the Vault to be one of, no, the best club in the Olympia-Lacey-Tumwater area. Routinely, my russle-posse and I will find ourselves toe-deep in some spare change and loose dollar bills and whence inquiring upon a way to get down locally will undoubtedly choose the real twist-shaking atmosphere of the Vault. Aside from serving as saloon, mercantile, commissary, and postal office the Vault also doubles as a general community gathering outpost. Their non-profit wing, Vault Above The Streets, has given out many promotional light-up keychains, Keith Sweat concert tickets, Bacardi stickers, and Jagermeister tank-tops to the area's impoverished military wives. On saturdays and fridays, the Vault is a shining beacon of the community's bright future and safe streets.

Maybe a return trip with an open mind will change your review?

Fuck this club. THE weakest place I ever been in my life. too many ghetto people for me. Even the white people in here were ghetto. The music was great but it was hard to enjoy with Bubba Sparxx eyeing me down and these pregnant looking females jerking. Im over it. Oh Best Nights? never.