Absolutli Goosed

One of my fave martini bars...this is the one you wanna take the mistress to, not the Mrs...unless of course you're into that role playing stuff...yep tell the wifey to put on a sexy trench and heels and meet you at the bar! Game on!!!

Wow, did I just open my review with a Cinemax After Dark scene!? Well that's that kind of place this is...dark, sexy and ready to get you liquored up and make you talk dirty! Especially if you order a drink from the "Women of Bond and Powers" list like the "Ivana Humpalot" or the "Dixie Normous" or the "Fook Mi-Fook Yu"...and oh yes, they make you say it...WARNING - do not try to point at the menu to get one of these drinks...they will act suddenly blind, they will lean in to hear you as you try to whisper your order or skip the vowels...they WILL make you say IT!

My favorite martini there is the Happy Nutz...tastes just like an Almond Joy Bar with a kick!  A perfect Saturday evening is set-off by dining across the street at Cafe Mochi for their 1/2 price Sushi Happy Hour (starts at 4:30) and then skip right on over to the Goose for their Pure Decadence Happy Hour (4-7).

Love this place and all it's kinky glory!  

Oh yeah, shout out to Samantha...she's the best!  Super cool, gorgeous and shakes up a puts out a mean martini! *Martin Voice* ""You go Girl!!"

A great place to have drinks with friends. It's a nicer atmosphere, definitely more upscale bar feel. The drinks are pricey which fits with that. They do have some good specials nights, however. There drinks are very strong, which also helps to explain the prices.

There's great variety and the environment is nice.

Met a friend there on a Monday night and was surprised to walk into such an inviting atmosphere with a sprinkling of regulars already in their places, talking about everything from sports, to physics, to pets. Eclectic atmosphere and crowd ( what one would expect on the SOUTH SiiiiiiDE) Their awesome bartender (&cook/waitress/busgal) made our night with witty banter, hipping us to the $5 drink specials as soon as we sat down, and kick ass martinis all night. They have every martini you could think of...and a few more. Monday nights at Absolutli Goosed- Absolutely good.