Admiral Theatre

By far the best strip club I have ever been to. (and I have been to most of them from chicago to miami.) Clover, Lana, Julianna, and too many others to name. All should be on the pages of playboy. This place is classy and first class. The staff are friendly and you can not beat only $10 for a completely nude table dance. I am coming back with all of my lady friends. You rock Admiral!!!

I had a blast here, mainly in part though because I didn't pay for entrance fee, coat check, or water, I was comped on that but I did spend on the girls. If you are on a budget I don't recommend The Admiral. The entrance fee I believe is 25$ not sure on coat check I believe it was 5$-10$ per item and person, you must order at least 2 drinks whether it be water or a soft drink. Yes they don't serve alcohol which is a big downside, there is a bar adjacent to the locale, but who wants to miss the show and walk out? And that just hikes up your spending budget even more, so pre-drinking is A MUST if you plan on getting a buzz. Or just bring a bottle, leave it in the car and walk out for swigs (Do have a designated driver) lol The bouncers and security are very strict as to be expected at a strip club. The Admiral is a great theater very nice inside, the DJ is so so.There is private rooms in the back for private dances. Many people complain about the girls not looking decent, but for any strip club there is a mix and there will be that one that will catch your eye, plus full nudity. The girls are very friendly, by the way I noticed that the better looking girls arrive or go on after 12am. All in all I had a great time I recommend this place if you are not on a budget, once! Would I pay for it? NO! I would skip it and go to a club and get bottle service instead or do VIP. Our host spent about 400$+ There are too many cons for me to give it a higher rating, but if someone is willing to take you and comp for you then don't miss out, or if you have the money to dish out then definitely go (But trust me you will think this the next morning: Was it worth it?).

Quick tip: VIP just doubles your price and does not else for you - skip it. The later you go the better the girls and the more friendly they are.

Dont waste your money because you will be spending a lot of it for a whole lot of nothing. I was visiting Chicago from California And thought I'd check this place out, but I guess clubs in the Midwest are much different than those on the west coast. The girls are what you to expect, some pretty, some ugly, some fat. Decent selection..nothing special. So let's say you want to buy a 20 dollar lap dance? You will be getting an air dance, not a lap dance. Apparently, at Admiral theater when you buy a 20 dollar last dance the girl cannot touch you and you cannot touch her she cannot even sit on your lap. So I guess you're basically paying her to dance 5 feet closer to you than you would seeing her dance for free on stage? The only way to acctually have a girl give you a decent lap dance is so buy a private room, but we all know what those are....in a nutshell...you'll be paying appx 300 for a what should be a 20 lap dance. The bouncers are Nazis, seriously, while you're in a private room there's 1 that constantly stares at you pacing back and forth checking in. So uncomfortable! So if you expect to grab any ass while in the room, you better be sneaky. The worst part of all, no Pole. One of my favorite things is to watch a girl work a pole, it's fantastic! But not here, you get to watch a girl crawl around on the floor..what talent. And, No alcohol is served here. All stick to my California clubs.