Coach Lite Club

I went to the Coach Lite about 2 weeks ago to see my friends' band play for their CD release party. I understand they only held the show here because it's their "birth place." This is the first bar they started playing in and the became part of this odd family there... and an odd family, it is!

This little hole in the wall is strange. It's difficult to navigate because of how small it is. There are literally 4 tables to seat in here, and not a lot of standing room.  I'm not sure if it was really dirty in there, or if the wood paneling and low lighting gives the illusion of dirt. The drinks were cheap, but limited. They only have like Budlight and Miller High Life class of beers... but on that note, they don't have PBR... which was surprising to me, since it seems to be a Kansas City epidemic of sorts. They do however sell giant cans of Monster for 3 bucks! Cheaper than QT! :)
And if things couldn't get weirder... they did. There is no stage, so the band was literally playing in the arcade section of the bar. The lack of space didn't stop two completely wasted girls from dancing wildly and knocking things over, including themselves and band equipment.

Maybe going back on a normal night, no event, less people, etc... maybe then, I could change my mind about this place. But as of right now, I don't have much intention on returning. If you're looking for a small backwoods, midwest American bar, this is the place for you.

This review will be brief because I'm still sifting through the memory of last night.   But needless to say if you have a chance to check this bar out I recommend it.  Can't say for sure what you'll encounter when you walk through the door but it may lead to an adventure.  At the very least you'll get lit for cheap.  Oh and they have free shuffleboard and a pool table too.  If David Lynch opened a bar in KCK it might be something like the Coach Lite Club.